It’s been a while since I updated my blog.

I’d like to start a celebrity slapping series on this corner of the web so I could provide entertainment for you, Hollywood fags and dykes…!

We had just commemorated our ‘nth’ Philippine Independence on June 12 so I will try to be a bit nationalistic and will include Filipino celebs in my oh-so-exciting series.

Obviously I had nothing much to do in life right now since i’m jobless, loveless, and penniless. I have debts all over town so I can’t go out of the house, afraid of gunmen shooting my minuscule brain. Okay, pity me, but that won’t pay my bills. But no worries, I’m not whining. I’m bashing instead!

I’m also including those people who constantly bug me for useless stuff. So beware ‘coz you’ll be slapped and smacked any minute now.

Well, to be honest, I’m just trying to see if I can still write straight English. I have been feeling that my journalistic skills have been fading each day. Haaayy… makabuang, drained na tanan akong brain cells bayot!